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This is my blog for Honors English. Yeah, I know. Fun, huh? I guess you guys are probably wondering why my blog title/headline is so weird, right? Well, basically, it just represents the fact that I love Ali Project and Code Geass. You get that, right? ANYWAY, I really like reading and writing. I also enjoy drawing, playing most sports, and watching anime. And, unlike my friends and family, I'm a pretty average girl.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Life's greatest mystery....

After doing a word count of my two previous entries, I discovered that I only typed 477 words!  Scary, I know!  I would just leave it at that, but, for some reason, I can picture Mr. Thompson sitting on his computer at 1:00 a.m. on Sunday night counting all the words in mine and my classmates blogs.  And, so, now, I'm going to talk about everyones favorite subject... stalkers!

Anyway, I've already told some of my good friends about this little "fantasy" of mine, but for those of you who haven't already listened to me talk about this, just sit back and enjoy reading about some of the utterly amazing stuff that goes on in my brilliant mind.

So, for as long as I've been in computer classes, I've been told "Never give out personal information on the internet.  Never post pictures of yourself on the internet.  Never talk to people you don't know on the internet.  Why?  Because if you do any of these things, you might get stalked by a pervert pedophile.   And, after being told this for the first time back in first grade, I thought "What if two stalkers met?!?!"

Seriously, lets say that there's two old guy pedophiles who live in Seattle.  One of them is pretending to be a little girl, and one of them is pretending to be a little boy, and both of them belong to a huge online chat room/message board.  And, one day, they both meet and begin to talk.  After talking for a few days both stalkers decide to meet IRl.  And, so, on the day of the meeting they both arrive at the designated meeting place, only to find that their "New toy" is really another child stalker!  

I mean, wouldn't that be funny?!?! I mean, what would they do if that happened?  Would they be embarrassed, would they try to kill one another, or would they bond over a steaming cup of coffee at a nearby cafe?  If you want, I'd really appreciate hearing your thoughts on this.

Thanks for reading!
Cookie

2 comments:

Mimi said...

Here's my guess--if each told the other they looked like someone else, they wouldn't know who they'd be looking for, so, therefore, they'd never really meet. Lol, don't you just love it when I analyze things? XD

But those were some very... interesting ideas.

╰☆╮Mimi╰☆╮

Sage said...

Uh....I'm confused......But that's ok...I'm always confused.